Emily Says Hello

Emily: I think it’s time for me to date.
Lorelai: (Chokes on drink) Oh my God!
Emily: I want to go on a date.
Lorelai: With a man?
Emily: No, a weasel. Of course with a man!
Lorelai: I’m not hearing this!
Emily: Well, why shouldn’t I date? I’m still a viable commodity.
Lorelai: I need a paper towel and a valium, please.

Gilmore Girls